Crocodile & Prejudice
Mr. Darcy is VERY uncouth and I would never dream of wedding such a man! His manners? Atrocious. His tail? Very long. His frock coat? Honestly I think that’s just a lot of algae now that I look at it. His teeth? Well I have to be candid they’re a little tempting.
The Lord of the Crocodiles
Things go even worse for Piggy than they wer…