Since we’re no longer allowed to “go” “to” “the” “store” I thought we would all enjoy reliving a classic Uncharted Books store moment, in which I attempt to eat a Bagel and Shop Angel of Bagels Ramona is furious at me for attempting to eat what officials are calling “my lunch that I do need to eat, actually, Ramona.”

the absolute dejection in the eyes of the angel

not looking at your bagel, don’t want it, don’t care

JUST KIDDING YES I DO!!!! SIKE!!! HAND IT OVER???

I feel like in this picture there’s an foghorn noise emitting from her mouth

supreme doofus of bagel

a little precious fang as an offering for bagel

she approaches to filch her rightful bounty

Love that as a last resort she resorted to displeased schoolmarm which, spoiler, also did not work
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