Inter-Departmental Memo: My Cat

Does anyone feel like they’re getting weirdly close to the animals they share their house with? Sometime last week, my roommate was like, “You know, Juno is like. Alive.” And I was like “Bro I KNOW THAT SHE IS ALIVE. I KNOW. SHE’S SO ALIVE. SHE’S JUST A TINY LITTLE ALIVE LUMP and she’s HERE and she LOVES US in the WAYS she knows HOW.” and they were like…