TODAY'S HOROSCOPE

Much happening in the stars right now, much indeed

The cosmic energies called me to consult a pulpy sci fi oracle for this week’s horoscopes. These horoscopes will be compiled from Brian Aldiss’ The Light Dark Years bc the cover is an insane watercolor depicting what looks like a brain encased in a butt. The horoscopes will be divined in true oracle fashion via me doing a complicated ritual involving a …

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